For every wish upon a star
That goes unanswered in the dark
There is a dream, I’ve dreamt about you.

This is just a little too close to my “fake nuts for your truck nuts” idea. I smell patent infringement. Wait…no, that’s just the nuts. Ok, nevermind. We’re good.

If you’re a nasty little troll of a person who likes to leave passive-aggressive notes on my desk and in my inbox, the “cleansing” phase of my diet probably isn’t the best time to do that. You may not get the reaction you were expecting. Fair warning.

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

Indeed, Calvin. Indeed.

That kind of day, man.

shirtoid:

Bride available at RedBubble

Nice.

I know I’ve posted this before, but Tumblr’s search function sucks, and this just feels right today.

Week 1, Day 1:

Weight: 217

Fasting Blood Sugar (w/ metformin): 104

tj:

Llewelyn Moss: “If I don’t come back, tell mother I love her.”

Carla Jean Moss: “Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn.”

Llewelyn Moss: “Well, then, I’ll tell her myself.”

• No Country for Old Men (2007)

Always loved this one, friendo.

Yes, I know you’ve got some doubt.

I know you don’t believe.

I know you think I’m crazy,

And I know you’re just like me.

Still one of my all-time favorite albums.